Holy Innocents T-Shirts and Stuff

Yep, I'm probably going to hell for this: I've started a store on Cafe Press.

Regardez:



What do you think of them lilies, er, apples? I already bought the tote for myself so I can haul church-related crap and junk and files and music around with me.

More designs to follow - we're doing a classic car show in July, and I wanted people that are volunteering for it a chance to buy T-shirts to wear for the event and other projects or work parties we do.

I may have to move the one "joke" T-shirt to a different store, but I wanted at least one funny one on there. We'll see.

Coming soon - more general T-shirts and stuff with an Episcopalian motif. Such as "Pet me, I'm Episcopawlian" for a dog shirt. And more bad joke hilarity ensues.

Serenity Movie Sneak Preview May 5

You have to join the Browncoats to get tickets to the sneak previews, which will be held in one of 10 cities on May 5th: Atlanta, Austin, Boston, Chicago, Denver, Las Vegas, Portland OR, Sacramento, San Francisco, Seattle.

The movie doesn't officially come out until September 30th: Joss Whedon is throwing the ravening fans a bone here. Come out and see the Big Damn Movie already.

Welcome Back Dr. Banner

In a miraculous development, Dr. Bruce Banner has emerged from a persistent vegetable state. Dr. Banner suffers from a variant of Oppositional Defiant Syndrome called "tantrumoid broccoline giantitis."

He is currently resting comfortably, but there is no telling how long he will be in remission. He might want to look into filing a Living Green Will so that his wishes are followed by his caregiver. It should be very simply formatted as the caregiver speaks only very limited English:

Hulk's Do List!

1. Throw out pizza boxes ALL the way out in the garbage.


2. Do laundry sometimes. Yes, fold it too!


3. Open birthday cards.


4. Smash responsibly.

Hulk's Do Not Do List!

1. Do not let Thor get to you. Just ignore him and his stupid hair.


2. Do not get mad. Count to 10. Okay count to 3 its faster.


3. Do not throw out bills. Forward to stupid Jarvis.